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I had a bowel accident on the floor before my shower. I drank half a cup of coffee earlier. It’s time to finally give it up for good. I wrote this on Facebook as a kind of funny/I’ll seriously miss my coffee.
A fond farewell to my dear friend coffee:
Dear coffee:
We have had a great time together. You were there for me when I got sober. You and nicotine. But you have done a number on my body. I cannot drink you without writhering in pain. My body says no more. Ive tried to keep our relationship alive these last couple of weeks. Having a cup here and there. But I always regret it. I don’t know if I’m ready to give my Kiureg up yet. But I do know our relationship has to end. Im sorry and I’ll miss you.
Goodbye friend.
- your faithful consumer for over 20 years.
A fond farewell to my dear friend coffee:
Dear coffee:
We have had a great time together. You were there for me when I got sober. You and nicotine. But you have done a number on my body. I cannot drink you without writhering in pain. My body says no more. Ive tried to keep our relationship alive these last couple of weeks. Having a cup here and there. But I always regret it. I don’t know if I’m ready to give my Kiureg up yet. But I do know our relationship has to end. Im sorry and I’ll miss you.
Goodbye friend.
- your faithful consumer for over 20 years.