I had a moment at work with that once. My stomach bubbled a bit and thought I could slowly let out a fart and no one would hear. I leaned over and slowly let it out. I thought to myself “this must be a record for the longest fart ever”. Then I went back to my normal sitting position and felt the tell tale mush and knew I had an absolute disaster on hand. Needless to say I had to leave work a bit early. The ride home got even worse but I won’t go into that.