billliveshere: One town sells them at a discount, and requires them. They ain't cheap. The rest of us either gulp and pinch our noses and pay, or we build a bear-proof enclosure or keep it in the garage or something.
It isn't actually a joke. When we have visitor from lower 48, we can always show them bald eagles - just take them to the dump! They are waiting on trees on the road, or soaring to & from.
In Ketchikan, the dump included black bears. Then the food went away. We discovered the dump for 11,000 people was supporting 43 bears - and they came into town looking for food. It's less than a mile, maybe only 1/2 mile. As usual,someone insisted the bears be transported, not be put down. They even swam across over 2 miles of salt water to get back. Probably did 50-60 miles walking. They had to put them down, after all.
There is a you-tube video, cute as the dickens. A really small bear cub found out the grocery store doors opened for him automatically. He got up on the produce-fruit counter. The video's are short (there are 3 of them). Type in "you tube Ketchikan bear cub in grocery store".
Here's the link to one:
Hehehehehehe!
They had to pitch all the food, of course!
Hey! In Anchorage, a moose made the same discovery and walked into the Providence Hospital Lobby! Not sure how they got her out. I saw the photos in the paper. Maybe she ate the plants. Fortunately, she didn't have a calf with her....