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We call all use a little humor so here are some funny 4th jokes
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.
Why did the duck say bang?
Because he was a firequacker.
Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks.
The four best F words ever!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/independencedayjokes.html
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.
Why did the duck say bang?
Because he was a firequacker.
Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks.
The four best F words ever!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/independencedayjokes.html
And I like the corny jokes. I've always thought the cornier the better for some reason. Speaking of In-Depends Day, if we were going anywhere this summer we won't be flying on Incontinental Airlines any more since they merged with United a few years ago. Yes I did see a cartoon of someone checking in at the Incontinental Airlines desk but don't remember the punchline. Anybody else remember that?