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"confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does".
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Excellent!

 

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Now that's funny.

 

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Good one. Might make the doctor a little nervous and anxious. Who's the first one to try this?

 

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Ha! Good thinking

 

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You gotta ask, "ok doc, who's gonna cough first?"

 

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Lol. Nice

 

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Now that’s funny

 

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I laughed out loud. Thank you very much!

 

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My mother had a full mastectomy for cancer and was given months to live. 5 years of oral meds for it and seeing the oncologist regularly he palpated her chest a final time and said reassuringly, "good news! You are cancer free!"
She reached out and tweaked HIS nipple and said crossly, i dont know WHAT youre talking about. I never HAD cancer! It was a benign lump. AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!
True story and the reason i stayed in Florida for a decade. With a woman like that you cant leave her to her own devices.

 

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Once when I went for my annual prostate exam I wore my AE 'Sup Bro' boxers. Doctor was professional and didn't say anything, but I hope he got a laugh out of what I suspect is not the funest part of his day.

 

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My first colonoscopy I used a magic marker and drew two eyes on one butt cheek and a smiling mouth on the other. A nurse laughed out loud when they saw it but the doctor didnt. I said , "well I was gonna do the old snake in the can trick but it wouldn't fit." That got the doctor to laugh.

 

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I think your doctor needs to loosen up a little bit. The drawing themselves should have gotten a laugh out of him (I am guessing the doctor was male). At least you did get a laugh with the snake can joke. We gotta keep laughing because the alternative is to cry! Happy Holidays!